Elon Musk vs Nebuchadnezzar
Fiction
Musk AI time machine
If you can't follow my attempt at a comic... Chat GPT is here to help. It didn't do a perfect job, but it got the idea.
Panel 1:
[Elon Musk, a modern-looking man with futuristic attire, stands next to a sleek, solar-powered artificial intelligence time machine.]
Elon Musk: Behold, my solar-powered artificial intelligence has invented a time machine!
[Panel 2]
[Ancient Babylon, Nebuchadnezzar seated on a throne, surrounded by his guards.]
Elon Musk: Who are you?
[Panel 3]
Nebuchadnezzar: I am Nebuchadnezzar the Chaldean, king of Babylon, king of kings.
[Panel 4]
[Elon Musk shows surprise and excitement.]
Elon Musk: Wow! Really? Isha Yiras Hashem at Substack talks about that historical figure all the time. You were really wicked!
[Panel 5]
[Nebuchadnezzar is insulted by the implication that he is a historical figure.]
Nebuchadnezzar: Historical figure? I will live forever.
[Panel 6]
[Elon Musk tries to explain, speaking carefully.]
Elon Musk: That is, you are still famous in my time! At least to those humans who read Isha Yiras Hashem at Substack!
[Panel 7]
Nebuchadnezzar: What? Who?
[Panel 8]
Elon Musk: On the internet.
[Panel 9]
Nebuchadnezzar: What is that?
[Panel 10]
[Elon Musk enthusiastically explains, holding up a smartphone-like device displaying interconnected machines.]
Elon Musk: In the future, people use electricity, and they have machines connected to each other. That's because we know your idols are not real, so we figured out science. I can teach you. It will make you even more powerful.
[Panel 11]
[Nebuchadnezzar is intrigued by power, so he ignores the insult to his idols for now.]
Nebuchadnezzar: What's electricity?
[Panel 12]
[Elon Musk holds his hands apart, depicting energy flowing between them, representing electricity.]
Elon Musk: Like fire, and starlight which is also fire, but electricity has its iwn powers. Did you know the sun is a star?
[Panel 13]
[Nebuchadnezzar, who worships the sun / fire/ stars, but not electricity, which he doesn't believe in, writes Elon Musk off.]
Nebuchadnezzar: We Chaldeans are the experts in astrology and astronomy. One more word, and he goes into the furnace!