Elon Musk Meets Nebuchadnezzar
Time travel isn’t what it used to be, which makes about as much sense as this fictional story. In only 12 panels, Elon Musk and his AI-developed, solar-powered time machine bring the cutting edge of modern innovation face-to-face with ancient Babylon’s King Nebuchadnezzar.
On one side, we have Musk: inventor, futurist, and eternal optimist about human progress. On the other side, Nebuchadnezzar: the king of kings who destroyed the Temple, seemingly won over G-d, and is convinced this proves he will live forever. Add in some awkward explanations about electricity, a dash of Babylonian idolatry, and a threat involving a furnace, and you’ve got whatever this is.
If you’re thinking, “How does this even make sense?” don’t worry, it doesn’t!
So whether you’re here for the laughs, the historical references, or just to see Elon Musk try to explain the internet to a Chaldean king, come along for the ride.
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